CLASSIFIED
By Caleb Irvin / September 14, 2026 / No Comments
🏛️ CLASSIFIED — THE ULTIMATE EASTER EGG GUIDE
So you want to see Classified’s ending?
Excellent. Here’s the strategy:
Step 1: Get comfortable.
Step 2: Get good.
Step 3: Keep getting good.
Step 4: Realize you’ve been playing for an unreasonable amount of time.
Step 5: Reach Round 115 and discover I have terrible news for you.
💀 YOU ACTUALLY NEED ROUND 150.
Step 6: Question every decision that brought you here.
Step 7: Get even better.
Step 8: Somehow reach Round 150.
🎬 Watch the cutscene.
Step 9: Go outside. See the sun. Call your family. 😂
Optional Step 10: Get a life.
Congratulations! You beat Classified. Now please leave the Pentagon